Sunday, February 12, 2006

What If Cheney Had Killed Him?

Vice President Dick Cheney apparently inflicted mild injuries upon a 78 year old man when he struck him with shot gun fire during a hunting outing earlier today.

The story isn't too big, earning only the bottom spot on the front page, meaning that it will fill up the left column on the print edition tomorrow. However, it makes you think, what if Cheney had killed the guy? Would it make headlines in papers (tabloids excluded)? Would Cheney resign? Which brings us to the next question. Who would a)be selected to take Cheney's place as VP and b)who would run the Bush adminstration?


At 10:21 AM, Blogger Bob the Corgi said...

Hmmmm. What IF Cheney had killed the guy? Let's ask Ted Kennedy.

At 11:27 AM, Blogger DBK said...

Gee, what if Clinton had said good morning to a woman? That would have made front page news. But Cheney shooting another man? No biggie, right.

Speculation, which is very believable considering the number of DUIs Cheney has had, is that Cheney was drunk and that's why nobody even heard about this until the next day. Had to get the VP sobered up. The first report on how the shooting occurred was believable. The second set of reports are so unbelievable as to beggar sense, but then these clowns would lie about the weather while standing in a rainstorm.


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