The Washinton Times "Pro-Family" Agenda

Everybody knows the Washington Times. It's the right wing counterpart to the traditionally liberal Washington Post, it's the paper quoted by conservative think tanks and the Wall Street Journal editorial page; the views of its columnists and editorial staffers are similar to the talking points given out to Republican congressmen, and most importantly, it's owned by an ambitious cult leader, Syung Myung Moon, who organizes mass arranged marriages.

Now, arranged marriage is not an antiquated practice. Although I personally don't believe in it, I'd be ignorant to ignore the fact that arranged marriage is a reality in many cultures and religions. However, the way that the Moonies use it is simply wrong. Moon, who has been to prison for tax evasion, uses these people to finance his political movement, and most importantly, himself. He's been a millionaire since the 1970's.

According to Reverand Moon, Korea, which is shaped as the picture displays, is "the phallus that is meant to impregnate America".

And Italy is the boot that's supposed to kick our asses.